robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

ah-alicia:

I’m in a weird situation where I want to make out with and beat the fuck out of the same person.

rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

• me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

floozys:

hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

ding dong ur opinion is wrong

(Source: dilclo)

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo)

eatingpizzawbu:

what is yahoo trying to accomplish
like, congrats, you bought a site containing sexually frustrated, unstably emotional teenagers
do you want a gold star

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it